Poverty Game -PUA in recession

Amazing!

I get to wake every morning with that hazy Machester sun pouring thru my floor to ceiling window lapping at the walls illuminating my room and gently calling me to do all those things i wanna do with my life: Muay thai/kickboxing at the Van Dang Martial Arts centre, my apprenticeship in NLP/hypnotherapy/coaching and generally sauntering round the city i love as the roguish boy about town -hopping coffee shops in the day collecting numbers from frustrated married women on lunch brakes, meeting new people and getting into the odd random adventure all in preparation for a evenings hard gaming round the dirty sexy clubs of old Manc town .....sound good?

Yeah it'd be purrr-fec, if it wasn't for just one thing ....i'm skint.

But, the true pickup artist is a different breed, the real PUA is always the exception.
So, i'm not lounging around waiting for shit to sort itself out. I've a clear image of that vague description above -and i'm working the steps it's gonna take for me to get there, untill then though, just to keep me smiling (cos i think it's fair to say if ur too skint to eat, that it can be hard to smile) i created 'poverty game'.

It follows the basic models and structres of standard 'Game', it's just the outcome is different -instead of getting laid; i'm out to get fed! lol

A Quick Schooling on Poverty Game:
Day Poverty Game---
1. if ur not completely satisfied with the money from your jobseekers allowance, take a part time (less than 15hours a week) position -preferrably at a restaurant, bistro, bar, coffee shop -public food outlet. NOTE: It's much more fun to game than steal from the authority u need access to free food and beverages.

-i'm currently working (part time) as a waiter at Manchester Central Station -and i'm working on the chefs; but not much is needed since whatever isn't devoured in the day is usually dished out between workers -but of course we should aim for favouratism -the real lion's share, so once the head chef's are seduced by my charms -they'll have a fresh plate set up everyday!

2. game the hired guns in coffee shops. Even if u don't like coffee -have a hot choclate, smoothie whatever -makes for a free day two, not the most imaginative i know, but it's free! Have patience though, it can be difficult to have the time to create attraction -but when u have this, escalate the flirting till ur practically rubbing her off as soon as u see each other. Then gently demand a free drink the next time u enter the store. After this, the dynamic should be set --and be playful, "hey, i'll have my usual and u know just how i like it" i.e. i like it free!

-i've got just one commited coffee shop girl, she has a coffee instantly set upon my arrival. NOTE: it's better to try to game the boss/supervisor -sometimes i still have to pay, just cos the boss is watching, so i've started to get to kno all the staff at this one shop.

Night Poverty Game
1. Befriend the hired guns, promoters, bouncers -whoever can get u in free, saves u having to get there two hours before anyone else.

2. either dont take a coat -or get to the club early two nights in a row and game the coat checker -after two times, when you've had time to game, cos it's not busy -you should be able to skip the £1 checking fee after this.

3. open the girl next to u at the bar, and slide gracefully into Style's '5 questions routine' -perfect to score a free drink -if u lose, purrf, don't buy her a drink -that maybe half ur weekly food spence! just take the frame back, ignore her whinings and stack into a routine. NOTE: dont come off needy for a drink or food -remember this is the same as standard game in the sense that u can't be outcome dependent!
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Next Week: Criminal Game 1: pilfering :p

-Plush